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I made it to level 6 Last time
Stages of Drunkenness
- Witty and charming (part 1)
- This is after one or two drinks. The tongue can still remain in step with the brain. In the witty and charming stage one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as au contraire in place of "No way, Jose" or "Bull -sheyet"
- Rich and famous
- By the third drink, you begin mentioning that the little BMW you've had your eye on
- Benevolent
- You'll buy her a BMW, too. It's only money right?
- Just one more and We'll eat
- a stall tactic
- To hell with Dinner
- Let's Just get a snack at the Bar
- Patriotic
- The war stories Begin (Unless you served in the Air Force)
- Full battle mode
We should a fixed it the first time - Invisible
- So this is what the inside of of ladies room looks like
- Witty and charming (part 2)
- You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl. (Great line)
- God's own drunk and a fearless man:
- Shit! That's...that's when I first saw the bear..
Here's to more FridayBeers!!!!
3 comments:
Sean Was at 8 last time I can attest to that.
No way dude! I was gonna say I had it at just about 7 and maintained nicely... I *definitely* was not in the womens bathroom! Maybe you are projecting...? Or is that transferrance? I forget... :-)
See you said "last time" which is why I took you to mean... well, "last time". My mistake.
Now if you are talking about the Pants night, then sure, yes, by all means. Hell you are being nice to call it an 8, I would have said 8 1/2 or 9. But when you get to that point, it's hard to judge objectively, you know?
:-)
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