A few Man Laws for a Friday night

Since no one else will post anything and I was the last to post I dont want to hear squat about this not being beer related. It's from a beer commercial and its friday now... It applies.


1. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".(e) When she is using her teeth

2. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

3. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

4. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

5. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

6. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

7. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

8. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

9. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

10. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

Man Law Dictionary: Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

Always the Bridesmaid but never the bride is ready to get her Friday Drink on

Need I say anymore???

It's Friday Again!

And we know what that means... Friday Beers! Tonight will be a special edition of FridayBeers because our good friend and comrade Neal is in town and today is his birthday! We will be starting off at our regular location at Red Hook for some food and pre-funk and then we will migrate to another bar that includes pool and real alcohol to continue the merriment. Be sure to tell your friends and coworkers and bring as many people as possible so we can wish Neal well on his *cough* 40-something-th *cough* birthday!
In the meantime, enjoy this lovely photo of the Riviera in Vegas, where the legendary Defcon convention was held this year. The place is a dump but the convention was great!
Enjoy!

Remember the Oldies!

Friday July 14th 2006,
So there we were sitting at the bar drinking our beer talking our talk. This guy comes in and says, "There's something happening here, What it is ain't exactly clear" ... So there we were looking all around trying to figure out what this drunk bastard was talking about. Then he pipes up with "There's a man with a gun over there, Telling me I got to beware" and we are like holy Fuck your kidding, everyone ducks and heads for the floor.
About this time I wake up and realize I had passed out on the bench outside Redhook, and everyone else was gone except this creepy looking cook guy whom I'm pretty sure was a little bit lonelier then I like, staring at me asking if I'm OK and do I want him to call a cab for me. Anyway long story short if you don't make it out to Redhook for Friday beers tonight your gonna be left sleeping on a bench with a horny cook staring at you at 2 am in the morning.
Crazy Shit!
CM

Wow! Crazy shit i tell ya; 3-4 day weekends last week, 4th of July celebrations, Drinking much beer at lunch, and it all culminates with a good time at Redhook this Friday. I hope you can make it, there are bound to be girls, beer, and plenty of great stories.
I think the Friday movies at Redhook are over now, but coming soon is Thursday movies on the grass which is just a hoot!
Okay well other then talking about my moms new watch or my dads new self leveling laser pointer I really have nothing else to add, except be there drink beer and have fun!
PS. I just like the picture really has nothing to do with Friday beers, but who's gonna stop me.

A New and Improved Friday...

Well here we are again, kids! Another Friday, another pile of beers before us! And a long, holiday weekend to boot! Life Is Good!


Those of us in the crew that get "pink" paychecks will actually be taking off and getting there a bit early (2pm) so don't hesitate, don't be late because you will have some catching up to do right off the bat!

Isn't that a great shot? Got that from an interesting website mentioned this morning on NPR. It was "found" as it were... I particularly thought of us because the description said "...You get the sense it's Friday night and the party has just started." That's right NOW! Only Blink is better looking than her... ;-) Checkout Found Magazine

A Pants Weekend to Remember..

Well, what a great weekend and another fantastic performance by our friends, The Town Pants! A great show both Friday and Saturday with some terrific audience participation. A goodly number of beers and a great time was had by all. This was the last Town Pants appearance in the Pacific Northwest for several months and they did not disappoint. We will be organizing a road trip to go out and see them in Montana when they come back our way in October. Stay tuned for details.

In the meantime, here are a couple of snapshots of the FB crew enjoying the TP show...

A Friday Night Party

Well it's Friday night and we're ready to rock!
Time to get all the hits, the beers and the shots.
The Town Pants and Virginia are ready to play.
Cuz It's a Friday Night party that's comin' your way.

We gotta get ready, we gotta get right
Cuz Seattle FridayBeers is kickin off tonight!

So get ready. I mean, GET READY!!

Are you ready for some Drinkin?! A Friday night party!

We've got Chris, Keith and Sean.
They're gonna get it kick started.
Jake and the crew's all set. The crowd is psyched.
Cuz all my rowdy friends are heading out tonight!

Here it is! the official announcement for the The Town Pants show.

Plan on going that's not a request. See post below for location and special invitation from the bands lead whistler, Dr. Aaron Chapman.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Dr. Aaron Chapman!

Well folks, this is it... The weekend of the 23rd/24th is the Season Finale Cliffhanger episode of the Town Pants show.Why?... Who killed Laura Palmer? Who shot JR? Bah, those are insignificant compared how many shots it will take to shoot Dave? "24 with Keifer Sutherland" will become "Two-Four" for Duane? How many malibu rum & cokes will it take for Virginia to completely collapse into giggling, and how will your humble narrator be able to make it through it all.
But seriously folks, we're not going to see you fine folks in Emerald City for awhile, as we fly back east for a slew of shows in the northeast for a spell this summer.We'll all miss you of course, but the time ought to fly by fairly quickly. And by the time we come back you ought to be hearing a bunch more new songs and a bit of a sneak peak for whatever we're going to cook up for a little new record.So we hope you can all make it down and have a few laughs and a bit of a sing at some fine west coast celtic roots rock...

June 23rd/24th 2006 The band returns to the scene of the crime at the opulent spectacle of the venerable Owl & Thistle stage down on gorgeous post alley... So come on down if you're in the neighbourhood...

Cheers,
Aaron
http://www.thetownpants.com/

FridayBeers T-Shirt

I think its time we do this.


This of course is a very rough draft and I think we should have a real logo but you get the idea. Time to get those creatvie juices flowing and lets make this happen.

Change of venue this week or Redhook again?

So, Tim and I were talkin' last week and he mentions that it might be nice to hit up The Parlor (a billiards bar) in downtown Bellevue. Whaddy'all think? Do we feel like hittin' up Redhook since it's been a couple of weeks, or should we go for something different and play some billiards and expand our drink options (75 different martinis!)?

Chime in with your thoughts in the comments section!

Oh, by the way, this is all academic for me since i'll still be in boston, but i wanted to get the ball rolling on this decision so we could get the word out to as many people as possible.

Cheers from Boston,

Paul

Friday beers from my blackberry

Well folks its another Friday already! I'm not gonna lie my week has been a bit of hell.
The beer Tim and my self made is ready and some of us have already tried it. Don't feel left out if you don't get any this batch 5 gal only goes so far. Tim and I will be making more very soon. Once we get some skill under our belt the process will be faster.
In the mean time let's enjoy a beer at red hook and don't forget to fill out your comment cards requesting you favorite brew that might not be on tap. I look forward to seeing you all there!
Chris
Sent via Blackberry

The Canadians are Coming….The Canadians are Coming….

That’s Right Folks…
Lock your doors, tie up the dog, put grandma's teeth back in, the band is headed down from the Great White North to the Emerald City, and you will recognize them by their trail of empties.
You can buy a seat, but you'll only need the edge!!!

The Owl and Thistle
Show starts at 9

If you can’t make the show catch them on Sat…Same Pants Time…Same Pants Bar
OR
Sunday at the Folk life Festival

Start Spreading the Word!!

Damn!

Holy Crap, what a shitty day! I need a beer! In fact, i damn near started drinking at lunch!

Wow! Friday Beers Baby!!!

Man I am excited for Friday beers this week! There is so much going on with everyone it seems as though we don’t get to chat and hang out as much as we used to. It feels like graduation all over again. But I always know there is Friday Beers! The Security group had a li’l something going on downtown last week so they had a beer or 6 at a different location, but it’s all good. We will be going to Redhook this Friday pounding back a few beers talking about work, girls, cars, computers, girls, food, Music, Girls!, and maybe planning a little bit for up coming events. Ok now I really feel like a high school graduate; did I mention girls? Ok well that’s if for this week keep an eye out for news about the Pants coming back to town the end of this month!

Chris

Timothy Sankey's Fully Tapped Keg

Drop your cocks and grab your socks....Today... is Friday! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty!

Brewmaster Chris will tell you about how the free world will conquer terrorism with the aid of God and a few beers! God has a hard-on for beer because it tastes so good when it hits your lips! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep the fridge packed with fresh cases! God was here before beer! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Hops! Do you ladies understand?

Outfuckingstanding!!

You will not spill, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! It is your drinker's instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in brewhouse. Your glass is only a tool. It is a hard liver that kills. If your drinking instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not drink. You will become sober and then you will be in a world of shit because a fridaybeers guy is not allowed to sober without permission. Do you maggots understand?

Sound off like you got a pair!... Well, I'll be damned. You DON'T have a pair!

If you ladies drink at my brewery, if you survive beer training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of drunken coolness. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am drunk you will not like me. But the more you drink the more you will learn. I am drunk but I can stand. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-drinkers who do not pack the gear to drink my beloved beer. Do you maggots understand that?

Tonight, you men will sleep with your beer. You will give your beer a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this glass. This weapon of barley and hops. And you will be faithful.

Pray!!

"This is my Beer. There are many like it but this one is mine. Beer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without beer, my glass is useless. Without beer I am useless. I must drink my glass dry . I must pour straighter than my friends, who are trying to spill on me. I must drink mine before he drinks his. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my beer and myself are drinkers of the kegs, we are the masters of the hops, we are the saviors of life. So be it, until there is no beer, only empties. Amen."

You gotta love da yeast!!!

OK thats just weird I know, but there is a reason for it. Tim and I are brewing our next batch of beer this Sunday and if you don't love the yeast the yeast wont love you back. Happy yeast makes good beer, both in Alc. content and later during bottling with Fizz. Ok that was fun...

The real reason I have brought you all here is that Fridaybeers will be at our normal Redhook location tonight. Please feel free to drop a line in the comment section, and let us know what you think.

Town Pants. Friday or Saturday?

Owl & Thistle Pub 808 Post Alley Seattle WA.
April 14th & 15th

For a map click here

OK I'm Just going to Add to Paul's original great post so we can keep the comments going, which you should all check by the way we had a special guest pay us a visit. So far Friday is the Big Town Pants night! Everyone is in agreement that Friday will be the part to end all party's at the Owl and Thistle.
-Chris

Hey, i know it's a bit early since they aren't showing up til the 14th and 15th, but i vote for us showing up on the 14th at the Owl for Friday Beers meets the Town Pants.

Friday Pants? Town Beer?

-Paul

Finally... Another Friday.

They never seem to come around enough. It feels like you have to wait a whole WEEK between fridays which, to me, is just simply too long. I would propose that we lobby congress to just do away with Tuesdays (I mean really. Who honestly LIKES a TUESDAY?) and put a second Friday in the lineup. I think everyone will be happier with that.

But whatever. Today is Friday. Hell Yeah. Let's go have a beer. Let's go to the place where the beer is good, the drive is close (for most of us anyway) and the waitresses (for some strange reason) actually like us.

Red Hook anyone?