Town Pants. Friday or Saturday?

Owl & Thistle Pub 808 Post Alley Seattle WA.
April 14th & 15th

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OK I'm Just going to Add to Paul's original great post so we can keep the comments going, which you should all check by the way we had a special guest pay us a visit. So far Friday is the Big Town Pants night! Everyone is in agreement that Friday will be the part to end all party's at the Owl and Thistle.
-Chris

Hey, i know it's a bit early since they aren't showing up til the 14th and 15th, but i vote for us showing up on the 14th at the Owl for Friday Beers meets the Town Pants.

Friday Pants? Town Beer?

-Paul

Finally... Another Friday.

They never seem to come around enough. It feels like you have to wait a whole WEEK between fridays which, to me, is just simply too long. I would propose that we lobby congress to just do away with Tuesdays (I mean really. Who honestly LIKES a TUESDAY?) and put a second Friday in the lineup. I think everyone will be happier with that.

But whatever. Today is Friday. Hell Yeah. Let's go have a beer. Let's go to the place where the beer is good, the drive is close (for most of us anyway) and the waitresses (for some strange reason) actually like us.

Red Hook anyone?

Thank God we are not in Texas.

What a great week it has been, and when I say that what I really mean is "Thank God it's Beerday". I don't know about the rest of you but I am so glad it's Beerday I could drink a whole liter.

Well it looks as though it is back to Redhook this week to frolic and play with our old friends Cooper, and ESB. I look forward to seeing everyone there. Tim will be eating free tonight because he knew not just the color and style of a beautiful woman's drawers but the fabric it was made with! That guy has balls for getting that kind of info from a woman, and he didn't even take her home!

OK well That's it for this week I hope everyone has a good time tonight and we will see you next time with a beer in your hand and a song in your heart(Paul please keep it in your heart and don't sing again). Cheers!

Drunkard's Log BeerDate 60317.4-1/2 urp

Medical Log, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Russell reporting

Dr. Russell after extensive research on the phemoninon the reported by Captain Timothy R Sankey, of the United Federation of Drunkards, Captain of the Brewship Enterprise.... I have come to the following conclusions:
1) Resistance IS Futile
2) Staring at the "Jubblies" can be educational (Medically speaking of course)
3) The alien creature's on this planet come in two types
a. female (broken down into many sub-types)
i. Amazingly beautiful (requiring more research)
ii. Average cute (much more accessable, much more willing to experiment)
iii-xxx. Others (not enough research completed to classify)
b. male (broken down into many sub-types, mainly un interesting, will be assigning a researcher to them later)
4) The entire landing party has been affected by the unusual amber liquid and hypnotic creatures servicing there needs
5) I concure with Mr. Miller the amber is safe for consumption but I am concerned with what appears to be differant affects on each of the crew members.
a. many of the crew become "loud" in thier conversations
b. communications become difficult and at times incomperhencable
c. the strange occurrences reported by the landing party are in fact happening and the "Road Runner" flash back reported and then deleted from his log is a telephathic image projected on to his brain
d. In addition to the "Road Runner" flash back there seems to be projections of complete but sometimes incredable alien events which the entire landing party acquieseces too
e. an incredible urges ( more resreach in this area may be difficult due to the men's proffessionalizm)
6) While not treatable I believe this plant is causing a break down in discipline but a tremendous rise in physical...... and morale

Close Medical Log


Medical Log Supplemental, Chief Medical Officer, Dr Russell reporting

Physical examination prepared on subject William Jake Russell, Chief Medical Officer, Beer Ship Enterprise, Captain Timothy R Sankey Commanding.

The subject has been under strict training and health review since Beer Fleet command indicated that a consuption issue was identified. Here the results of the 35th day review:
Total weight differance +/- <0.90718474> Kilograms
Body Fat weight differance +/- <8.61825503> Kilograms
Lean Muscule weight differance +/- 9.0718474 Kilograms
At rest Heart rate 74 bpm down from 82 bpm
Cardio endurance 35 minute @ 3% grade, 1.1176 meters/second, 132 bpm, recovery time of 3.35 minutes

Close Medical Log

'Tis the season... Of BEER!

Ah, the Luck-o-the-Irish smiles upon us this year... The confluence of St Patty's Day and Friday Beers is a marriage made in heaven! Where will all the lads and lasses be celebrating our favorite patron saint of all things alcohol this year? (Well, the lasses is all we really care about...) I believe the idea of the Owl and Thistle may have come up. I would second that motion were it to be made. Or if it were not, I would put forth that motion. Other ideas? What's the plan, lads?

Will the ladies of Redhook miss us too much, were we to patronize another pub on the biggest drinking night of the year? Or would a little absence make the heart(s) grow fonder? Eh? :-)

Beer, Beer, We all like BEER!!

Today is?...Friday?? Hmm Yes I think it is. RedHook is the place where the cool hang out, The Geeks like to drink and the Chicks flaunt...Racks? Well OK it doesnt rhyme but I like where it was going. Be there or be square!

Drunkard's Log BeerDate 59630.7

Redhook Command has directed the Enterprise to do a preliminary exploration of the brewery --- in advance of a full research team. Sensors report the place to be habitable, but are receiving confusing readings with regard to female life forms. I am beaming down with a landing party composed of all our chief officers except for poor Scotty. (he never shows)

Drunkard's Log, Supplemental:

Ensign Brunson has received a head injury, apparently while exploring under a table. He reports only hearing a loud sound and jumping before being struck. After examination by Dr. Russell he has been judged capable of continuing duty.

Drunkard's Log, Supplemental:

We have encountered an alien creature on this planet. While it does not itself seem menacing, a fortunate occurrence took place when it was present. Specifically, on my orders, Lt. White drew his glass. The creature (of amazing beauty) filled it will an amber bubbly liquid, immediately following a curious white foam appeared at the top. He drank. Oddly enough, Lt. White started showing signs of disorietation and started to slur. Mr. Miller determined that the effects of the liquid were benign and deemed it safe for comsumption. Lt White has been sent back to the ship for examination and quarantine.

Drunkard's Log, Beerdate 59633.3:

The strange occurrences that have dogged the landing party since our arrival at this brewery have led me to believe that the creature is in some way directly responsible for them. Lt White and Ensign Brunson have both been declared fit for return to duty, though Dr. Russell has entered in his medical log that he feels we should be kept under observation. Mr. Chris has constructed a device which he suspects should be able to counteract the creature's incredible concoction: We have placed a dish of birdseed out in the open, with several signs pointing to it. The dish is atop a cleverly concealed trap door, which will open when any weight falls on it. The creature will then travel a slide, eventually being deposited in a cage constructed of sheets of transparent aluminum. We will then be free to analyze it at our leisure. Wait a minute that was an episode of Road Runner...Computer please remove last 5 min of log. Meanwhile, I have forbidden all beaming down to the floor of the bar except on my or Mr. Chris's direct order.

Drunkard's Log, Supplemental:

The plan failed. The creature was indeed too enticing to be ignored, as expected. It filled the glasses, brought us food, and sped off without succumbing to my lines of flirtation. Mr. Miller is as puzzled as I, and the decision was made to give in to the power of females serving beer and screw the mission

Drunkard's Log, Beerdate 59644.2:

This is a warning to all other starships that may pass this way. Do not approach this Brewery unless you have nothing else to do! If you have heard the events transcribed in the rest of this log, you will learn that this creature is nearly undefeatable. We have been overcome with the urge to stay and drink and drink and drink and stare at Jubblies. Resistance is Futile

Captain Timothy R Sankey, of the United Federation of Drunkards, Captain of the Brewship Enterprise, recording.